Tuesday Ramblings, Zombies and Friends

Geez, it seems like forever since i have blogged. 

COUGH it has cough.

i haven't really done much lately.

just chill at the house, we worked in our garden this past weekend.

and mowed our yard.

*YAWNNNS*

TOTES BORING

although FRIDAY, was way fun.

Moi and Sam, left the chitlin's with the 

fellas and made our way to Lydia's house.

(the girl in red.) 

Yes that shirt says hot dogs and donuts, 

Lydia had no clue what it meant until i had to explain it too her.

so here we are photo sess in the ol' lovely bathroom. 

This is our OOTD for Friday.

bahahaha

Needless to say i drank alot of beer that night, which normally isn't

my choice of DRANK. but i had to deal, i felt like i had ate a whale the next

day from the bloat but oh well 

that night was fun.

We always took some pictures on Lyd's laptop, but...

ill have her email them too me and we can see how crazy and silly we are.

  don't ask

Then we started discussing this whole Zombie situation.

like WTF, I SAID IS THIS FOR REALS.

Then we googled it and sure enough.

First in Miami: the case of a naked man eating most of another man's face.

these are the man eating zombie's.

at the top are the people they were eating.

wow.

EATING HIS FACE!! WTF. If your hungry, I'm most certainly sure someone will hook u up IF ur THAT hungry

Then Texas: a mother accused of killing her newborn, eating part of his brain and biting off three of his toes.

eating "part" of your child's brain THEN his toes. 

that's f'd up, and all sorts of cray cray

Then Maryland, a college student telling police he killed a man, then ate his heart and part of his brain.

WHY? I still don't understand why these people are on this man eating killing spree.

It was different in New Jersey, 

where a man stabbed himself 50 times and threw bits of his own intestines at police.

Then we asked ourselves, should we move to Mexico?

No, because there is prolly cray cray's there with all the drug lords and shit going on there.

I was MOST dead straight sure THIS was the

"Zombie Apocalypse"

I literally called my husband after this and started telling him we need to lock up

the doors and windows with boards, and prepare for the zombies.

I've watched Zombieland before so i know the rules ;)

 

Then we searched more, and these cray cray's are getting high on

 BATH SALTS.

SERIOUSLY! 

THIS IS JUST RIDIC.

 I mean first synthetic weed (K2),

now synthetic coke, (or whatever its suppose to be.)

obvs, when something says "not for human consumption"

i suggest u stay away.

damn Zombies.

Nothing like Calgon Take me away..