Thursday, October 24, 2013

You know you are a Texan when....


..... you have a cook out with friends and you have enough leftovers to feed a small army.

..... You get the best sleep EVER when it rains and rains

..... Going to Whataburger is the best dinner you have had in awhile.

..... Your yearly vacay spot is San Antonio.

..... Sports are the only thing you look forward to on TV.

..... Beer and Margaritas are your drinks of choice.

..... When it snows, you best know we will be taking photos, playing and making a snowman. Who knows when we will see this stuff you call "snow" again.

..... You can insult anyone graciously by starting a sentence with "Bless Your Heart"

u said it Davy
..... Anything can be fired. Bubble Gum, Chocolate Strawberries, and Texas King Ranch Casserole.

.....  You say "yes mam" & "yes sir" to everyone you meet. Even though they told you not to call them mam or sir. 

..... You can pretty much find a Dairy Queen in ever town in Texas.

..... You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is – and you know better than to go “snipe hunting”.
Snipe hunting lol

..... you can wear a Shorts and a tank one day and the temperature drop 50 degrees with ice on the 
ground by the next morning.
..... You have friends in low places....
..... A Mexican restaurant can be judged by its salsa. By Mexican we mean "tex-mex"
..... This is how you view Texas 

A Texan's map of the United States.
..... Being in Texas is the only place you will ever want to be. Home, is Texas.
..... You refer yourself as a Texan, not an American.
..... let's just face it, Texas is BIGGER and BETTER!

What else did I leave out my fellow Texans? Anything else you want to add to the list?